we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
he just fucked me for my cheese..
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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