Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
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