He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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