Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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