I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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