If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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