When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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