is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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