So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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