You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Randomize
