$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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