I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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