8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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