At least make sure they are 18
Why
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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