you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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