did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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