I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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