why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
