ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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