so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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