Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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