hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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