Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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