I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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