Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He better not be in your backpack
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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