would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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