If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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