So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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