So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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