i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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