Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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