thus making me awesome and them whores
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You coming home soon, man?
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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