it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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