i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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