If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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