if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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