yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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