Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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