FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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