The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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