Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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