I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Welp...herpes.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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