Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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