just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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