He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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