So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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