its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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