what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Randomize
