is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I could fuck to npr.
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