Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Randomize