Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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