I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Randomize
