Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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