Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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