fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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