Do you still have your period?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Why did my mother make you get naked?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Randomize
