That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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